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PapaJoe8 14 years, 10 months ago.
i used to have the road kill cafe menu..
another motto of their’s was
"we guarantee prison quality food"
Road Kill Cafe – no shoes, no shirt, no worry! Mullet required.
Our motto is "You stab um, we’ll slab um".
Stop it!!! Stop it!!! I’m laughing so hard and my eyes are watering so bad I can’t see the screen. Y’all are a bunch of sick puppies. Thanks so much for cheering me up[:D][:D][:D]
I think it mighta been the snake and shake, Papa…
Maybe the tom cat tortilla….
heh heh heh…..
Roossy, the mention of you Runza may have been what kiled this thread… or was it all this road kill stuff?
Anyway, new wild idea "Wrapin Rock N Rollers". All kinds of things wraped or rolled up in lettace, tortillas, egg roll shells, or anything else you can think of. Any menu suggestions?
Joe
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Originally posted by Adjudicator
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Originally posted by roossy90
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Originally posted by PapaJoe8
I saw a verrrry funny menu for the Road Kill Cafe once. Shoot, I wish I could remember some of the menu items! It’s my AAADD kikin in.Roossy, I know you have a new wild idea for this thread. It dosn’t have to be funny. Or…….
Joe
Maybe something to do with that Gawd awful Runza thing I made?
Roossy:
When you sent me those pics to post it looked like they would have been able to glow in the dark… [:D]
They must’ve grown that cabbage near a nuke plant I guess.[:D]
How about a "cat themed" menu:
Siamese Surprise $6.99
Manx Mix $6.99
Himalayan Platter $6.99
Alley Cat Gumbo $6.99
Tom Cat Tortilla $6.99
Mouser Stir fry $6.99
Rabid Cat Special FREE
Ha ha and no I don’t hate cats [:o)]
Andrea
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Originally posted by roossy90
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Originally posted by PapaJoe8
I saw a verrrry funny menu for the Road Kill Cafe once. Shoot, I wish I could remember some of the menu items! It’s my AAADD kikin in.Roossy, I know you have a new wild idea for this thread. It dosn’t have to be funny. Or…….
Joe
Maybe something to do with that Gawd awful Runza thing I made?
Roossy:
When you sent me those pics to post it looked like they would have been able to glow in the dark… [:D]
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Originally posted by PapaJoe8
I saw a verrrry funny menu for the Road Kill Cafe once. Shoot, I wish I could remember some of the menu items! It’s my AAADD kikin in.Roossy, I know you have a new wild idea for this thread. It dosn’t have to be funny. Or…….
Joe
ENTREES
All Entrees are served with our special Flat Rat Appetizer and "Squashed" salad.
Center-Line Bovine (Tastes Real Good, Straight from the Hood)……….8.95
The Chicken (that didn’t cross the road)………………………….7.95
Flat Cat (served as a single, or in a
stack)………………………6.95
K-9 CUISINE
"YOU’LL EAT LIKE A HOG…WHEN YOU TASTE OUR DOG."
Shar-Pei Fillet………………………………………………..15.95
Dijon Bichon (French cuisine)……………………………………15.95
Round of Hound…………………………………………………14.95
Teriyaki Terrier (Japanese cuisine)………………………………14.95
German Sheperd Pie (a Bavarian favorite)………………………….13.95
Trolley-Hit Collie……………………………………………..13.95
Cocker Cutlets…………………………………………………13.95
Pit Bull Pot Pie……………………………………………….13.95
Poodles-n-Noodles (a favorite from Paris)…………………………11.95
A TASTE OF THE WILD SIDE
Cheeta Fajita (a South African delicacy)………………………….18.95
Shish-Ka-Bobcat………………………………………………..17.95
Rigor Mortis Tortise……………………………………………15.95
Wambat N’ All That (comes with salad & steamed veggies)…………….15.95
Hi-Ho Silverside (the best horse meat in Texas)…………………15.95
Bamby Burger…………………………………………………..14.95
Field Mice over Wild Rice (3 mice)……………………………….13.95
Front Bumper Thumper……………………………………………12.95
Snake-n-Shake………………………………………………….11.95
Chunk of Skunk…………………………………………………11.95
Kangaroo Stew (an Aussie favorite)………………………………..8.95
Road Toad Ala-Mode(a tasty dessert)……………………………….7.95
GUESS THAT MESS
If you guess what it is…
You eat it for FREE!
$8.95 BAG-N-GAG
Our daily take-away lunch special
"Anything Dead on Bread"
$7.95
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Originally posted by drsmoke02
PapaJoe,how about Swampgravy,Snoots,Beef Cheeks,Peanutbutter and Jelly Pizza?MMMMMMMM!
actually, Dr. , there IS a regional, small chain called Sidney’s in the Minneapolis area that DOES have peanut butter and jelly pizza on their menu………….it’s a stylish restaurant, but yet comfortable…
I had a real good meal there, but I’ve got to fly back there to try their pb & j pizza …..! (I believe I had some sort of apple pie pizza
When I was last in Vegas I ate at the Rio buffet. The only thing I wanted to try, but didn’t get to, was the Mongolian BBQ booth. The line was always toooo long. Hmmm, this isn’t new, but could some sort of restaurant that has this be a good idea? I truely love the stuff but it’s kinda hard to find in my area of north Texas. It is for sure not promoted to any degree.
Joe
ThanksTasty, now thats roadfood! Maybe worthy of a roadfood review?
Joe
Ok, this is getin silly. Here is anouther real idea.
"The Soda, Sauce, & More Store" Sell upscale sodas that you can’t find at the grogery, BBQ sauces, hot sauces, and other hard to find stuff, like the pickles in the fav pickle thread, and all kinds of real good jurky meats. I’d love to have some gator jerky right now! Oh, and give out free samples and use that in your advertising.
Joe
Ok
A lot of recipes. They eat allota lamb there. You could call it "afganistan loueys lamb shack"
Joe
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