You break it, you bought it!
I used to hear that a lot before I stopped being a clumsy clod. Last week.
She was so ugly looks like she fell into a ugly tree and hit every branch.
Success is getting what you want.
Happiness is wanting what you get.
“A closed mouth gathers no foot”
Walk not before me as a conqueror……………nor behind me as a slave…………..but walk beside me as a friend.
Or…….You think they gonna get us going up the hill or down the hill?…………….Down the Hill, idiot, we ain’t got any money going up the hill!
Upon hearing: “We have to pass it to learn what’s in it!“,
an M.D. asked: “Why are politicians talking about stool samples?”
Everything is determined, the beginning as well as the end, by forces over which we have no control. It is determined for the insect, as well as for the star. Human beings, vegetables, or cosmic dust, we all dance to a mysterious tune, intoned in the distance by an invisible piper. Albert Einstein
And who could ever forget………….”Mama Mia!.that was one speecy-spicey Meatball…………….I can’t believe I ate the whole thing!” ( actually 2 different ads.but both great quotes)
“If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor. Period.”
“If you like your insurance, you can keep your insurance. Period.”
food truck guy
If you can’t beat them join them!
I’ll quote myself, then: “If I get any fatter, I’m going to have to run for sheriff.”
Wholeheartedly, Ort. Carlton in Ever-Perfect Athens, Georgia.
P. S. I’ve lost about 10 pounds… and, slowly, more to come.
“The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public’s money“.
— Alexis de Tocqueville
And obviously de Tocqueville was wrong.
There is usually lag time and considerable suffering between the discovery of a mortal cancer and death.[;)]
No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American Public-
(Roadfood people and my several other affinity groups excepted)
“The music business is a cruel shallow money trench. A long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free and good men die like dogs…..There’s also a negative side!”- Hunter S. Thompson
What a wonderfully wicked pen he wielded; here’s another from the good Dr. Thompson:
“There will never be another Hubert Horatio Humphrey.
But, just to be sure, let’s castrate the son of a bit*h!”
“Ain’t nothin but a party” works in every situation.
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