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Me, too, Mr. Mayor! I am really enjoying my retirement. Nice to have the luxury of doing stuff I enjoy, like volunteer work and day trips. I shook off all the symptoms a long time ago…
Relax, It is just a temporary passing affliction. By age 57 I had shaken off all the symptoms and emerged with a much healthier attitude about my ability to ignore WORK in any form.[}:)][:o)]
Worse yet, I have an allergic reaction to WORK.
VIRUS WARNING:
There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand.
This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you
receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any
means – DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life
completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and
take 2 good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as
Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).
The quickest acting WINE type is called
Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is only
available for those who can afford it, the next best equivalent is
Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from
your system.
[:D][:D]
W.O.R.K.
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