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Home › Forums › Miscellaneous Forums › Miscellaneous – Off Topic & “Lighter Fare” › Fast Food Chains That Will Never Exist.

This topic contains 71 replies, has 0 voices, and was last updated by Ort. Carlton. Ort. Carlton. 14 years, 3 months ago.

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  • January 10, 2007 at 10:15 pm #2500535
    Ort. Carlton.
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    quote:

    Originally posted by Jimeats
    PS- Just what is it your putting in your coffee?

    Jim,
    I drink my coffee black with an ice cube or two added to cool it.
    Say!!!!!!! — What was on that ice cube, anyway??????
    Psychedelicatessenally, Ort. Carlton in Slightly Warmer Athens, Georgia.
    P. S. I’ve never done any drugs in my life… just good ale. Worse yet, I was stone sober when I came up with that. Go figure… maybe what I need is a thorazine drip….

  • January 10, 2007 at 10:15 pm #2500536
    porkbeaks
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    quote:

    Originally posted by NYNM

    quote:

    Originally posted by roossy90

    Thassit!!!!!Wherejagetit?????

    http://www.toilette-humor.com/images/frog-legs.jpg

  • January 10, 2007 at 10:15 pm #2500537
    NYNM
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    quote:

    Originally posted by roossy90

    Thassit!!!!!Wherejagetit?????

  • January 10, 2007 at 10:15 pm #2500538
    roossy90
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    I wonder why my photo wont show..
    Hmmmmm

  • January 10, 2007 at 10:15 pm #2500539
    porkbeaks
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    quote:

    Originally posted by NYNM

    quote:

    Originally posted by pamelakrest

    Fast Freddie Frogs, The Home Of The Hoppers hahahahaha
    I know pretty sad…but I am still laughing [:X]

    [:D]
    Didja ever see the old cartoon that was in the New Yorker magazine:
    It was a drawing of the door of a restaurant kitchen – with these little frogs coming out on tiny indivdual platforms with wheels – and a sign on the restaturant window that said: Special of the day: Frog’s Legs! [:D][:D]

    Something like this?[;)] -pb

  • January 10, 2007 at 10:15 pm #2500540
    NYNM
    NYNM
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    quote:

    Originally posted by mbrookes

    NYNM, that’s one of my favorites! Wish I could find it again for framing!

    Thanks – my other favorite, totally non-food relate and totally dark humor –
    was a drawing of a skeleton with covered with cobwebs, holding a cup in one hand and pressing a doorbell with the other hans. On the cup was a sign: Give to the Blind. Over the doorbell was a sign: School for the Deaf.

    Did you see that one? (Sorry if I offended anyone…._)

  • January 10, 2007 at 10:15 pm #2500541
    PapaJoe8
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    The kids "happy meals" at Bunny Burgers, and Bambi Burger, never went over that well. Hmm, wonder why?
    Joe

  • January 10, 2007 at 10:15 pm #2500542
    Gizmolito
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    quote:

    Originally posted by Ashphalt

    quote:

    Originally posted by Tedbear

    From Saturday Night Live, circa late ’70s:
    Del Stater’s House of Toad

    "MMM…MMM…That’s mighty tasty toad!"

    I remember Del Stater’s Rabbit Ranch.

    Sometime in the 80s the editors of Spy solicited proposals from PR firms for a rabbit-themed fast food chain. Anyone remember the name? I remember they served "Hare balls" instead of McNuggets.

    There was a rabbit restaurant in the 80’s near the Purdue campus. It was called HopScotch, and had a cartoon of a bunny wearing kilts. The owner had big plans for a chain, and convinced a lot of area farmers who were in hard times then, to raise rabbits in their abandoned cattle barns.
    The owner spent all the money on himself, and the rabbits couldn’t survive cold winters in oversized drafty buildings.

    It did in hindsight seem hare-brained.[:)]

  • January 10, 2007 at 10:15 pm #2500543
    mbrookes
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    NYNM, that’s one of my favorites! Wish I could find it again for framing!

  • January 10, 2007 at 10:15 pm #2500544
    PapaJoe8
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    How about a mountain oyster bar? Or KFF, kentucky Fried frog legs. I might stop there though. I love frog legs.
    Joe

  • January 10, 2007 at 10:15 pm #2500545
    Tony Bad
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    quote:

    Originally posted by tamandmik

    Moishe’s Fried Foreskin Rings.

    Now THAT is funny! Disturbing, but funny! [:p][:D][:I]

  • January 10, 2007 at 10:15 pm #2500546
    syrup
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    Brown Juliu

  • January 10, 2007 at 10:15 pm #2500547
    Walleye
    Walleye
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    Michael’s Bait Shop and Sushi Bar.

  • January 10, 2007 at 10:15 pm #2500548
    NYNM
    NYNM
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    quote:

    Originally posted by pamelakrest

    Fast Freddie Frogs, The Home Of The Hoppers hahahahaha
    I know pretty sad…but I am still laughing [:X]

    [:D]
    Didja ever see the old cartoon that was in the New Yorker magazine:
    It was a drawing of the door of a restaurant kitchen – with these little frogs coming out on tiny indivdual platforms with wheels – and a sign on the restaturant window that said: Special of the day: Frog’s Legs! [:D][:D]

  • January 10, 2007 at 10:15 pm #2500549
    Ashphalt
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    quote:

    Originally posted by Tedbear

    From Saturday Night Live, circa late ’70s:
    Del Stater’s House of Toad

    "MMM…MMM…That’s mighty tasty toad!"

    I remember Del Stater’s Rabbit Ranch.

    Sometime in the 80s the editors of Spy solicited proposals from PR firms for a rabbit-themed fast food chain. Anyone remember the name? I remember they served "Hare balls" instead of McNuggets.

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