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Originally posted by Jimeats
PS- Just what is it your putting in your coffee?
Jim,
I drink my coffee black with an ice cube or two added to cool it.
Say!!!!!!! — What was on that ice cube, anyway??????
Psychedelicatessenally, Ort. Carlton in Slightly Warmer Athens, Georgia.
P. S. I’ve never done any drugs in my life… just good ale. Worse yet, I was stone sober when I came up with that. Go figure… maybe what I need is a thorazine drip….
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Originally posted by NYNM
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Originally posted by roossy90
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Originally posted by roossy90
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Thassit!!!!!Wherejagetit?????
I wonder why my photo wont show..
Hmmmmm
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Originally posted by NYNM
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Originally posted by pamelakrest
Fast Freddie Frogs, The Home Of The Hoppers hahahahaha
I know pretty sad…but I am still laughing [:X][:D]
Didja ever see the old cartoon that was in the New Yorker magazine:
It was a drawing of the door of a restaurant kitchen – with these little frogs coming out on tiny indivdual platforms with wheels – and a sign on the restaturant window that said: Special of the day: Frog’s Legs! [:D][:D]
Something like this?[;)] -pb
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Originally posted by mbrookes
NYNM, that’s one of my favorites! Wish I could find it again for framing!
Thanks – my other favorite, totally non-food relate and totally dark humor –
was a drawing of a skeleton with covered with cobwebs, holding a cup in one hand and pressing a doorbell with the other hans. On the cup was a sign: Give to the Blind. Over the doorbell was a sign: School for the Deaf.
Did you see that one? (Sorry if I offended anyone…._)
The kids "happy meals" at Bunny Burgers, and Bambi Burger, never went over that well. Hmm, wonder why?
Joe
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Originally posted by Ashphalt
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Originally posted by Tedbear
From Saturday Night Live, circa late ’70s:
Del Stater’s House of Toad"MMM…MMM…That’s mighty tasty toad!"
I remember Del Stater’s Rabbit Ranch.
Sometime in the 80s the editors of Spy solicited proposals from PR firms for a rabbit-themed fast food chain. Anyone remember the name? I remember they served "Hare balls" instead of McNuggets.
There was a rabbit restaurant in the 80’s near the Purdue campus. It was called HopScotch, and had a cartoon of a bunny wearing kilts. The owner had big plans for a chain, and convinced a lot of area farmers who were in hard times then, to raise rabbits in their abandoned cattle barns.
The owner spent all the money on himself, and the rabbits couldn’t survive cold winters in oversized drafty buildings.
It did in hindsight seem hare-brained.[:)]
NYNM, that’s one of my favorites! Wish I could find it again for framing!
How about a mountain oyster bar? Or KFF, kentucky Fried frog legs. I might stop there though. I love frog legs.
Joe
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Originally posted by tamandmik
Moishe’s Fried Foreskin Rings.
Now THAT is funny! Disturbing, but funny! [:p][:D][:I]
Brown Juliu
Michael’s Bait Shop and Sushi Bar.
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Originally posted by pamelakrest
Fast Freddie Frogs, The Home Of The Hoppers hahahahaha
I know pretty sad…but I am still laughing [:X]
[:D]
Didja ever see the old cartoon that was in the New Yorker magazine:
It was a drawing of the door of a restaurant kitchen – with these little frogs coming out on tiny indivdual platforms with wheels – and a sign on the restaturant window that said: Special of the day: Frog’s Legs! [:D][:D]
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Originally posted by Tedbear
From Saturday Night Live, circa late ’70s:
Del Stater’s House of Toad"MMM…MMM…That’s mighty tasty toad!"
I remember Del Stater’s Rabbit Ranch.
Sometime in the 80s the editors of Spy solicited proposals from PR firms for a rabbit-themed fast food chain. Anyone remember the name? I remember they served "Hare balls" instead of McNuggets.
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