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Ort. Carlton. 14 years, 3 months ago.
Rocky’s Oyster Bar ……………. freshest seafood this side of the Rocky Mountains..
Here we see Rhonda an employee at the Montana Oyster Farm selecting only the freshest and brightest oysters to be served at Rocky’s Oyster Bar…………….. Rocky’s in Bozeman MT is open only during the spring months when the oysters are at their fullest of flavor.
Cheese Fondue You…
A do it yourself fondue house,
Stay tuned for our flavor of the month …. Limburger
Also known as fondue pew wee……
How about "Mary’s Little Lamb" an Owensboro-style Mutton BBQ that has a combination petting zoo and holding pen for the lambs in front of the place. That’s where your little children and grandchildren can learn of the realities of life as they pet and play with the little white lambs and feed them ‘lambie-treats’ right up to the time the the cleaver swinging Butcher comes out to ‘fetch’ the next Lambie to go into the cookers.
What a fun family-style restaurant that would be!
KFR, Kentucky Fried Rattler. Take a bite before it bites you! And, "Eat Fresh!" Pick your own snake from the pit.
Joe
"Offal House" — I’m thinking these should be open 24 hours and there should be one at every interstate exit…
the old saying "location location location"
Karl’s House of Kracklin’s, now opening in their new location in front of the Leper colony.
Innards-To-Go.
Menu:
Succulent Possum Belly Sandwich
Scrambled Parrot Eggs on Toast
Rattlesnake Livers
Box Turtle Kidney Pie
and other delectable goodies.
Dan and Laraine’s Super Bass-o-Matic Juice Bar
"Wow, that’s terrific bass!"
Sunfish, perch, sole, and other small aquatic creatures also available.
Dearfolk,
House Of Fatback.
Streaking Leaningly, Ort. Carlton in Oinkiferous Athens, Georgia.
Grrrreat mug!
And back to chain ideas, how about:
Chain Chain Chain Chain of Fools?
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Originally posted by NYNMquote:
Originally posted by mbrookesThanks – my other favorite, totally non-food relate and totally dark humor – was a drawing of a skeleton with covered with cobwebs, holding a cup in one hand and pressing a doorbell with the other hans. On the cup was a sign: Give to the Blind. Over the doorbell was a sign: School for the Deaf.
Did you see that one? (Sorry if I offended anyone…._)
NYNM,
Who could be offended? It’s not funny, it’s IRONIC… AND absurd.
I once saw a similar one, obviously modelled after a Gary Larson Far Side cartoon. In it was the skeleton of a schoolchild. The door was labelled "REAR ENTRANCE – SCHOOL FOR THE GIFTED"… the door was prominently labelled "PULL" and the skeleton had obviously been pushing for quite some time….
When Curtis Mayfield wrote the great song "Keep On Pushing," I don’t think that was what he meant.
Comes To Shove, Ort. Carlton in Athens.
Ort, I can’t find the Athens t-shirt, but here’s a Larson coffee mug you might like. No bones about it. Pb in chilly Hoschton
Dearfolk,
My librarian friend Amy adds this one, although she asserts that it is not original… Escargot To Go — Speedy Delivery.
‘S Nailing It, Ort. Carlton in Amazing Athens.
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Originally posted by NYNMquote:
Originally posted by mbrookesThanks – my other favorite, totally non-food relate and totally dark humor – was a drawing of a skeleton with covered with cobwebs, holding a cup in one hand and pressing a doorbell with the other hans. On the cup was a sign: Give to the Blind. Over the doorbell was a sign: School for the Deaf.
Did you see that one? (Sorry if I offended anyone…._)
NYNM,
Who could be offended? It’s not funny, it’s IRONIC… AND absurd.
I once saw a similar one, obviously modelled after a Gary Larson Far Side cartoon. In it was the skeleton of a schoolchild. The door was labelled "REAR ENTRANCE – SCHOOL FOR THE GIFTED"… the door was prominently labelled "PULL" and the skeleton had obviously been pushing for quite some time….
When Curtis Mayfield wrote the great song "Keep On Pushing," I don’t think that was what he meant.
Comes To Shove, Ort. Carlton in Athens.
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Originally posted by pamelakrest
[:X][:D] Didja ever see the old cartoon that was in the New Yorker magazine:
It was a drawing of the door of a restaurant kitchen – with these little frogs coming out on tiny indivdual platforms with wheels – and a sign on the restaturant window that said: Special of the day: Frog’s Legs! [:D][:D]
NYNM,
Of course, and I laughed my legs off! — But did you see the one with a road coming around a curve with a sign that read "Welcome To Athens… The Athens Of Georgia"? More people I know here than I can count, Basie, have laminated that one. I’d buy a t-shirt with that on it in a New York nanosecond if someone were to get the rights to the cartoon and offer it.
Relatively Greece Free-ly, Ort. Carlton in 30601-Central.
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Lydia’s Livermush Luncheonette (Of course, they deliver!)
Greymo,
Dadgummit! I was gonna add Livermush Heaven, but you beat me to it. Now I’m gonna have to come up with something livermushean to toss in here that nobody else would have thought of….
Offally, Just Offally, Ort. Carlton in 30601-land.
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