Casu Marzu Hut (look it up, if you have a strong stomach.)
Ashanti Baba’s Breatharian Buffet.
No Yum Yum In Yucca Flats (Another ’50’s Record Pun), Ort. Carlton in Quite Well Filled Athens, Georgia.
Vive Le Boudin Rouge.
Not Referring The State Capital Of Louisiana, Ort. Carlton in Athens.
P. S. Boudin Rouge is now theoretically against the law due to health reasons, but it’s still sold in some localities of Louisiana.
Where ya gonna put it now that the Hanson’s Disease Research Center in Carville, Louisiana is reportedly shuttered… Molokai? Gee, Karl would have to serve those kracklin’s with Spam!
Nowhere Near Pine Apple, Alabama 36768, Ort. Carlton in 30601-land.
P. S. The "politicially correct" name for Leprosy now is Hanson’s Disease, after the scientist who isolated the particular bacterium that causes it. It has absolutely nothing to do with the three-brothers musical group from Tulsa who had a single named "M-m-m-m Bop," although their pre-teenaged followers were often said to be so afflicted.
Liver On A Stick!
Courtey of Roz Chast:
Kim’s House of Dog Grooming and Diner. Sorry, I hope I didn’t offend.
Nanook’s Diner. It’s located in a former ice house and serves only one thing — whale blubber. On the door, there’s a cartoon penguin skating on ice with the caption reading "It’s co-o-o-old in here!" Great place to go on a hundred-degree Summer afternoon.
Chipping Off More Than I Can Chew, The All-Too-Corpulent Ort. Carlton in Unskinny Athens, Georgia.
The Joan Crawford Family Restaurant !!!!!
A place where food is served to you by using wire hangers.
In a hurry? Forget takeout !! At Joan’s, what you don’t finish will be
put pack into the fridge, you can finish it when you return.
Joan serves Pepsi products !! All the booze you can drink too !!
Joan loves her customers !! When you arrive you will recieve lots of gifts. However you have to return them to Joan when you leave so the gifts can be re-used.
But you can get a few dollars off your next meal when you say to Joan "…thank you Mommie Dearest !! "
Clem’s Phlegm Shack ("Get it while it’s warm and fresh.")
Let’s see… a few come to mind.
Angus McCartle’s Famous Haggis Hut
Lickey’s Family Tonguehouse
Nothing But Parsley
Georgia Fried Chittlins’
All of our products are FRESH — not FROZEN!
House of CAT-O-NESE Cuisine
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