Paddy and Sean went looking for work as lumberjacks in British Columbia. They came across a sign saying
TREE FELLERS WANTED
Paddy says, "Aww, we should have brought Eamonn! We could’ve had that job!"
As long as we’re telling Irish jokes, here’s one. (I can tell this because my wife is from Irish descent.) [;)]
Three guys are drinking in a bar; a Scot, a Brit, and an Irishman.
They’re served their pints, and right after that each one has a fly land in his glass.
The Scottishman ignores the fly and drinks his ale.
The British man picks the fly out with a look of disdain, then drinks his ale.
The Irishman, with a look of fire in his eyes, picks the fly up by the neck and shouts, "Spit it out ya little bugger, SPIT IT OUT!!"
My Irish wife loved this joke.
I had to share this joke:
Being of Irish descent myself.
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important
meeting and couldn’t find a parking place.
Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a
parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and
give up me Irish Whiskey".
Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Paddy looked up again and said,
"Never mind, I found one."
And now for something completely different!
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