You know Ancient One, the reason I was such a lousy baseball player was my insistence on batting left and kicking. I was OK if I batted right and kicked, but I was too stupid to stop trying to be like my hero. But that’s OK. Bobby Bober tried to bat like his hero, Stan Musial, and Musial was the only one who could actually hit pitched balls from that cramped up stance of his.
 
I did have a good steak at his St. Louis restaurant though, and he wasn’t all scrunched up as if he had a bat in his hands.
 
EDIT: I was just thinking, ancient one,  that there are probably very few, if any, people here who know what we’re talking about.