Thanks to all for the justification. Would you now please tell my wife?[lol]

Pancho, I never show my wife the bill, if she asks, I say “there on special today.” I know all the lying will catch up to me someday, I’m hoping it’s at my funeral…………..

I do the same thing, BUT…the stupid waiter leads off with…”Yes, we have the whole bellies, but we are getting market price which is $20 for 6 oz.” I almost felt like Oprah in Monaco when the clerk suggested she could not afford that $36,000 hand bag. [:D]