senor boogie woogie
I was touring Southeast Asia, and was staying at a guesthouse in Angkor Wat Cambodia ran by an English guy.
Woke up one morning and noticed some English people eatin baked beans for breakfast. I went WTF? I went and asked the owner/cook if all English people ate it for breakfast and he said that many do. So I broached the subject of farting and that I only eat it for dinner and if afterwards I was going to be home alone. I couldn’t imagine working in an office or close quarters with a bunch of “gassy” people. Yuck.