The most difficult technical item to master is hitting a well-thrown major league fastball. I’m thankful that surgeons aren’t held to a 300 average as excellent and 400 as the record best to strive for.

Competitive spelling is exhausting, and if competitive gluttony is a considered a sport, then spelling is as well. I’d rather watch 5 hours of that than one minute of soccer, but that’s just one man’s opinion.