Lolol Mellow! Hey, a bit of Celery seasoning might liven up almost any dish! My Celery Salt has a prominent place amongst  my spices. It’s right next to the Clery Seed and Old Bay. Oh, add some Sport Peppers and it could be a Chicago Style McRib! I would be kinda surprised if the Chicago MD’s didn’t offer Celery Salt. But… if not you could always sneak your own shaker in.
Joe