First off, the McRib is coming back throughout the chain, not just Columbus.
Mr. Hoffman’s closed mind on the subject reinforces my opinion of the Ohio State University.
A McRib is as good a reason as any to get drunk and/or stoned.
Apparently you’ve already achieved a mental state in which fact turns to fiction. I liked the damned thing, and Ohio State University had nothing to do with it. So much for my “closed mind on the subject.” Additionally, you might wish to go back and look at ScreamingChicken’s post, which states rather clearly, “It’s back, through November 14 at all U.S. locations.”