When I hit the Lottery I’m gonna buy one just so I can report about it in here. And John Fox, I’m gonna take you with me and get one for you too just so no one can say you’re a closed minded purist but rather an objective hot dog critic willing to try any dog in the interest of fareness and objectivity.[:p][:p][:D][:D][:D]

 
Thanks, Foodbme. But I’d probably end up scraping all of that crap off my hot dog anyway. Besides, I’d rather be a close minded purist. There’s such a thing as being so open minded that your brains fall out. And I can afford to be close minded on this because I’m right. I don’t need to sample a veggie dog to know that it’s disgusting.
 
Regarding the $69 hot dog, I’m here to tell you, THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES!