Michael,
You and Evelyn Waugh were drinking buddies weren’t you?  I heard he loved a good bratwurst with his ale.
 
CC,
The “actual” name for the numerous stuffed jalapeno recipes out there is no less vulgar: Atomic Buffalo Turds.  In polite society (I’ve heard) they simply refer to them as A.B.T.s.  Not sure there’s that much to be embarrassed about though.  I mean, camels DO have toes, and ya gotta call them something…
 
Buddy