How about “yes you can buy a whole package of cheap *%#& dogs for what I charge for 1 quality all beef dog but you don’t have to pay for a state license, city license, city permit, insurance, propane, gas to tow my cart down here and assorted other expenses just so I can have the privledge of listening to you complain about how much I charge for a dog”.

Do they say that at Mc Donalds?

How about “The price on the menu is the price… we do not negotiate” And “No you cannot pay me tomorrow for a hot dog today”

Ummm, no, they don’t say that at McDonalds. But the idea behind this thread is what you would “like” to put on a sign to explain things to customers IF you could without offending them.