Aww, Bill.  I have to “sample” the pork roll.  Probably just once.  It’s an experiment and I want to do it right the first time.  Don’t need any explosions.
 
The fat won’t hurt the 2 bulging discs in my neck. There’s even chance that it could make me smile.
 
I know that you can warm up your car soup on the manifold of your car but please…. don’t forget the can opener just in case you didn’t stock up on pop top cans.
 
Bill, thanks for caring.