Pittsburgh BBQ recipe:
Buy ribs at Jint Eggil.
Boil the $h*t out of them.
Burn them a little bit over charcoal.
Slather with K.C. Masterpiece yinz bot at the Jint Eggil.
Serve with kraut & I.C. Light!

Jint Eggil?????????? = Giant Eagle??????????
Anyone who boils ribs will DEFINITELY not go to Heaven![V][V]