the ancient mariner
Pretty close Mayor—–anyone touches that remote during the game is a goner—
Go Ahead Hilda, Make My Day.
The good Lord takes no sides. He sits back with a cold one in His
hand and complains about too many commercials, just like the rest of us.
Ara Parseghian sat down one day with a slide rule, a calculator and an open mind and figured it all out. I don’t remember the numbers he entered but the equation went something like this——-there are 80 plays in a game—-40 defence and 40 offence for each team. Each play takes 3 seconds—-so each player actually plays 5 minutes of football. And for this they get 4 years of $50,000 college costs ——
5 Minutes of football and 2 hours of commercials.
Bring back feetbal, at least we get some running around and some headaches for our money. NO, I was only fooling.