We took a cruise on the Seine. As a matter of fact we have been on boats owned by two of the companies providing this service. We loved it! The food was good and the music as well; we had a woman on board who sang “Ave Maria” as we were passing Notre Dame. Just brought shivers.  You are right, this is not Spam, just making note of an excellent way to spend an evening. Brings back some wonderful memories. Thank you.
Janet