the ancient mariner
My Blue Heaven——-there are all kinds of nuts running loose out there——-just because you are one of them is not a sin—think good thoughts and you can still go to heaven.—-
I had a nutty neighbor who bought a sofa —–picked out the most expensive material for the upholstery–looked great !
Bought slip covers to cover the expensive upholstery —God forbid it should get dirty.
Bought plastic covers for the slip covers—God forbid they should get dirty.
Bought throws to cover the plastic covers which were hot and slippery———
The sofa was 3″ higher than any I had ever sat on—and I made sure I had clean jeans on.
She invited a group of neighbors for dinner—–6 to be exact—-people who went through an examination at the entry—
please put your coat there, and your hat there and your UZI over in the corner——–Dinner was good, but in-between it and dessert she had us all lift our feet while she vacuumed under the table.
We lived next to each other for 25 years and it was the only time she had guests.
There are nuts running around out there Blue Heaven—hang on to your hat, your brains might be attached.