Gambacortta–means short legs in Italian
Quattrocchi–means four eyes in Italian
Bambaloni- means big dolls in Italian
 
Harry Dyck–this hilarious name i remember when i worked as a cashier aeons ago and i had to swipe his credit card for his purchase.
 
Ian John Hansen–what is up with the John..imaginative parents, eh? Ian is John in Scottish, Hansen is Johnson in Danish.