The FBI wants to talk to me. That’s what Director Mueller told me in a recent email via a prince in Nigeria. Mueller’s man in Nigeria can call off the FBI for a small price.
Hey, did you know that the FBI uses Hotmail to send emails from the Director?
I use Hotmail also. Does this mean I can get an e-mail from the Director, too?
Can I Daddy? Can I? Can I? Can I? [:X]