John, you must have seen the original black and white version—or
you are gettin’ old and crotchy——and I can’t believe that of you.

Come on old salt—lighten up, relax ——-just remember 

“It’s easy to grin when your ship has come in
And you’ve got the stock market beat
But the man worthwhile
Is the man who can smile
When his shorts are too tight in the seat”.