the ancient mariner
No not you Papa Joe, but you can sneak a peek,
and not Go JoPa, I want the real JoeRoGo
This is serious stuff——
If some grouchy old lady hits me with her cart because I am standing reading labels you will hear from my lawyer.
I will have to bring a magnifying glass for some of the labels—-the printing for important stuff like ingredients is getting smaller and smaller.
I will check out all labels except beer—-no one would dare screw around with beer. Would they?