Your guys will go bowling all right—
at the Alley in downtown Happy Valley.
I will accept your apologies in December—-
T’will make my old heart flutter to have
Joe the Pittston Kid and Scorereader say they were wrong.
The Mighty Nittany Lions have made more bowl appearances (41) than any other team in the Big 11 including OSU & Meeeeshagan! Put that in your statistics pipe & smoke it!