My wife has been on a diet for the last …many years, and actually got mad at me for buying her
chocolates a few years back. So I buy flowers. This year it is tulips.
Her widowed father visits us every Friday evening for supper, and this past week he brought her
a Hershey’s Pot of Gold Heart.
He also bought our daughter, who is away at college, a Russel Stover Valentine’s box, which we
shipped to her.
By the way, since my wife doesn’t want candy as a gift anymore, I thought I have the candy to myself.
Well, I went to it yesterday and discovered she had eaten half the candy in the box.
Don’t worry, I didn’t say a word and didn’t take a piece of her candy. There’s no sense in stepping in
sh*t when you don’t have to.
So, it’s tulips this year.