It’s what we call "Amateur Night"………and ranks right up in there with New Year’s Eve. We are completely sold out. One guy called yesterday and asked for a reservation to which I politely replied, "we are booked, I’m sorry". So he says, "If I pay you extra cash, can you get me in?" Now I’m cracking up, thinking ok, the extra cash would be nice, I could put you in the parking lot, in my office or in the employee’s bathroom!
Fortunately I no longer have to deal with these nit-wits since I just deal with ditzy flight attendents (don’t know which is worse!)