When I opened the site and clicked through to “Texas” I fully expected to see those Left Coasters pick (yet again) Austin, that little “blue dot” in the middle of “deep red” Republic which they see as being the only sane, civilized city “down here”.

They picked Flower Mound (!), a northern burb of Dallas. 

Then I looked at their criterion:  most pizza joints per capita. 

Man, are they running out of things to make “lists” of, or what?[?]