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Try to avoid going to have your cholesterol and triglycerides taken for a few weeks afterward. Remember that this is a special treat. Don’t eat this all the time if you want to live. But hey, every now and again … LIVE!

"And for a limited time, every order comes with a free referral to a cardiologist!"

That’s unsalted butter, right? This sounds so good that I’d like to crawl into a vat of it and eat my way out…