TIVO
This one has to be at the top of my list. It has allowed ME to become the master of my tv viewing schedule.

SET IT AND FORGET IT ROTISSERIE
Take a chicken, stuff a punctured lemon and some garlic in its butt, put some garlic and butter under the skin, and you have a delicious chicken dinner in under an hour.

NASAL SPRAY
This lets me breathe through my nose without taking those pills that run my blood pressure up.