Pop Tarts? I thought they were banned years ago for frequently erupting into a Napalm like inferno. Apparently, they have survived, the spontaneous combustion factor must not be a serious consideration anymore.
I admit to eating my share of junk food, but Pop Tarts in the morning is beyond my understanding. Of course, I suppose there is a certain thrill factor to fireworks in the morning, perhaps that would explain the popularity. "There is nothing like the smell of Napalm in the morning!" Except for coffee, eggs and country cured bacon.