Ok a rant.

Can you get up five minutes earlier and put a piece of bacon in a frying pan? Then you can throw an egg into it and make an egg, your choice of style. All the while you can make a piece of toast and put whatever your heart desires on it. It takes about 10 minutes. Pop Tarts? Are they really food or just the replication of food? Oh, and by the way what "Roadfood" places sell "Pop Tarts"?