Dearfolk,
Ort. here. Yes,they wrongly billed me as "Orte Carlton, beer aficionado," but no matter. I was sobebr and lucnid when I made the film. As I am now. Can’t type.
The subject was the 1977 murder of T. K. Harty of Athens, whose Saloon I used to patronize. He was an old friend and was good to me, so I agreed to appear on camera.
Although I didn’t manage to work in a reference to livermush, I did deliver one pretty good line: "If I get any fatter, I’ll have to run for Sheriff."
Gracious. Y’all will just have to watch it for y’all’s selves.
More Hungrily Submitted Than Ever Before, Ort. Carlton in Athens, Georgia, which is The Murder Capital Only Of Clarke County.