Let’s see,,, this guy eats an unhealthy diet of burgers and french fries for all his meals for a month, and is surprised that he puts on weight and has a higher cholesterol level. PT Barnum was right, there is a sucker born every minute. Berndog’s corollary adds that there is an idiot born for every sucker, and this guy takes the cake (I wonder if he ate that too). Nah, it didn’t have enough grease in it. I was going to say you can’t have your cake and ….,,, but that would be a bad pun.