Ah, mundane (a way harsh slam in skiffy geekdom), you are mistaken. I was a *fringefan*, for whom fandom was just a G*ddamned hobby, not a trufan, for whom fandom is a Way of Life (TM). Our sartorial selections were unobtrusive to the nth degree.
Besides, Spock ears are for *collecting* (MINT IN BOX NEVRR BEEN OPENED!), not for *wearing*, you silly person! And wookies are SO last year! Now where’d I put my Pokemon cards?….