Big Ugly Mich
It’s not Wisconsin, but there are moo cows in Illinois. Just not Chicago.
I love Chicago Style Dogs without peppers or pickles. I also would exchange that yellow stuff for some real mustard, of the type that tries to bite you back on the way down, and use cucumbers because I don’t like pickled anything. Ketchup is reserved for those times when no tomatoes are around. Even the worst tomato is better than ketchup, unless you’re Ronald Reagan.
Of course, there’s the even bigger question we’re all debating: PC or Mac?