Wierdest interview of my life….
I had just graduated from a marine propulsion engineering school (as the honor graduate — #1). An employer came to the school to interview the top 7 of the graduating class.
When my turn came to be interviewed I was understandably nervous.
I sat down across the table from a rather small man with a close-cropped haircut and he seemed very business-like at first.
I had studied and reviewed all evening the night before so I would be ready for all kinds of questions regarding boiler pressures, diesel injector settings, turbocharger boost, ETC.
As it turned out his first question was if I liked to "Party"?
Then he moved on to whether I preferred blondes, redheads, or brunettes.
THEN he started asking about sexual intercourse positions!!
At this point I slammed my fist onto the table and I asked him " Do you want me to work for you or S***W your wife?
He replied "You’ll do"
At that point, I became the "Engineer-On-Board" the Presidential Yacht Sequoia In Wash. D.C. for 4 years serving Pres. Nixon and Ford.
TRUE story —– I swear!