I once took an interview with a Chicago north shore suburban school district for a counseling job. The interview team consisted of the superintendent, assistant superintendent, two principals, the director of personnel(who looked like Woody Allen), and the director of pupil services. Once I realized the interview wasn’t going my way, I stood up and said, "If I knew people like you were in education, I would have never entered it." At that point, the director of personnel asked, "May I keep your resume?" I grabbed it out of his hands, balled it up, stuffed it in my mouth, and spat it on the floor. I smiled and replied, "It’s all yours, Woody!" Two months later, one of the two schools was closed and the principal lost their job, the director of personnel was fired, and I met the person who received the counseling job. She told me she absolutely hated it and I was the lucky one.