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Originally posted by Al-The Mayor-Bowen

After destroying a couple of dining room chairs at my brothers, we decided that IKEA didn’t design furniture suitable for the Mayor.

you need one of these AL…………….. roll this baby up to your brother’s dining table and start chowing down ….. it automatically weights your butt and if your eating to much it sends an 250 K volt electrical charge up your you know where and prevents you from eating anything more. I personally lost 46 pounds on the marvelous chair till one day I began to enjoy the electrical charge…………… lol