I have found that the  best way to eat a burrito is to drive up to the McDonald’s window and order one, then pull into a parking space, unwrap the burrito and take a bite. Then I like to drive over to the trash barrel and toss what’s left into the barrel before driving away.

(Except, in Chicago last Spring while there for the crawl I discovered a McDonald’s that offered carnitas breakfast burritos that were actually pretty darned good.)