you didn’t like them ?? no wonder your cooking preparation was all wrong.
the best way to cook a Sabrett hot dog is to wrap them in tin foil, using bailing wire secure them to the exhaust manifold of your automobile, Once your Sabretts are secured, start engine and drive to the nearest freeway. While on the freeway punch out accelerator and maintain 80 MPH for approximately 30 min. or a distance of 40 miles whichever comes first. At that point pull over to the nearest rest stop and enjoy your well cook Sabrett hot dog.
Be sure to share you correctly cooked Sabretts with the trooper who is now beside your car’s window with clipboard in hand. ………………… Frank