Slightly off-topic but when I was in college in the late 60’s, if I was caught in a rainstorm and had to make my way back to my far-away dorm, I’d head to the lost and found at the Student Union building. I’d tell them that I lost a plain black umbrella with a wooden handle. "Yep, that’s the one" and I’d be on my way.
Bad Karma. You’re lucky lightning didn’t strike you dead![:(!]