My wife is a HUGE Hooter’s fan, so from time to time in order to accumulate brownie points, I take the family there. I think the wings are fair (I get them plain – no sauce) for what they are, and she gets them with the hottest sauce they have. It’s a win win thing for us. I get brownie points and a (relatively) decent meal, my wife gets her fixation satiated, and we’re in and out pretty damn fast.
Marriage can be a great thing sometimes. You, the husband, RECEIVE brownie points for taking your WIFE to Hooters. I need me a wife like that!