The Joan Crawford Family Restaurant !!!!!

A place where food is served to you by using wire hangers.

In a hurry? Forget takeout !! At Joan’s, what you don’t finish will be
put pack into the fridge, you can finish it when you return.

Joan serves Pepsi products !! All the booze you can drink too !!

Joan loves her customers !! When you arrive you will recieve lots of gifts. However you have to return them to Joan when you leave so the gifts can be re-used.

But you can get a few dollars off your next meal when you say to Joan "…thank you Mommie Dearest !! "