Dearfolk,
Nanook’s Diner. It’s located in a former ice house and serves only one thing — whale blubber. On the door, there’s a cartoon penguin skating on ice with the caption reading "It’s co-o-o-old in here!" Great place to go on a hundred-degree Summer afternoon.
Chipping Off More Than I Can Chew, The All-Too-Corpulent Ort. Carlton in Unskinny Athens, Georgia.