Deep fried frog eardrums?
Riveted To The Topic, Ort. Carlton in Athens, Georgia, which is about 175 miles from Frogmore, South Carolina 29920.
P. S. With all the frogs deaf, they will obviously croak far louder. This is why they only take eardrums from female frogs; the din from non-hearing bullfrogs would be akin to the blast noise of atomic testing and would activate seismometers for miles around.
Dear Lord, do I have a perverse imagination….