Praise God, I am home at last! I have seen the future and it is filled with people like me! When my wife leaves me over some of the things I try to persuade her should be on our dinner menu, will one of you folks marry me?

Beef Stroganoff Hamburger Helper
Campbell’s Pepper Pot soup
Michelini’s one-serving meals
Armour (?) frozen bacon cheeseburgers
White Castles out of the freezer box at the supermarket
Dehydrated scalloped potatoes
Lipton’s one-dish rice things–Oriental, e.g.
Cracklins from Poche’s in Breaux Bridge

And there will be more. MORE, MORE, MORE!