Ah, you’re right, kids should never be allowed to get a spot of dirt on them.

They usually get dirty when playing outside, so looks like no more playing outside. Certainly no sandboxes or trips to the beach…..

no mudpies, lord no. No creek hikes. No camping trips.

I wish I could write more, but I have to go laminate my kids right now before a stray speck of dust touches one of them….