I’m glad there are so many Spam lovers out there because y’all can have my share! 

I’m beginning to question our friendship. You being a Chef should understand that you can get a few days worth of sodium out of one slice. I’m also sure a bear in Alaska can hear a can a spam being opened miles away. 

Yeah, well I’m sorry but I’m not into all that saturated fat and sodium, or anything that smells like canned cat food!  Oh, the bears don’t like it.  They much prefer live salmon.  They’re the smart ones!  And they don’t have to pay $25/lb.!!  So that makes US the dummies!